Tuesday, December 29, 2009

4 Weddings and a Funeral

Really, 2 weddings and a funeral, but how does a Hugh Grant reference not draw you in? Okay, done. The funeral was months ago, but I hit up two weddings in the past six days. Basically, my life has been wedding, Christmas, wedding, to be continued.

This one, on December 26, was Bee's. She teaches with us at school, so at least this time we had the advantage of knowing the bride. Really steppin' up our game with that card. It was just around the corner from our apartment (10 minute drive), which made for a much easier afternoon than the two and a half hour van ride the weekend prior. 

Here are some photos of the afternoon. We participated in a lunch after the ceremony for her wedding. 

The tents set up outside for guests. Originally, we were supposed to sit here. I am sooo glad they moved us in (not that there was A/C inside or anything); at least we could see the bride that way.

Bee laughing in front of a western photo of her and her new husband. The couple never wore these clothes on their wedding day, but used them only to pose for pictures. It's interesting to see the clash of east meets west in a wedding. From my minimal experience, it seems the more money involved, the more westernized the dinner. Last weekend the bride wore what we would consider to be a traditional dress. Here she is in all Thai. 

Bee and I.

Some close ups of her dress. I thought it was really beautiful, and nice to see her keeping with their traditions.


All of us with Bee. The other teacher you don't know is Film (pronounced Feem, who knows why they do that). She is Bee's student teacher and still in school.

The dining hall.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

December 25, 2009. Sri Racha, Thailand.

Christmas 2009: a day of unnecessary lunging. 

What?? Huh? 

We started off the morning having our English Club kiddos sing The 12 Days of Christmas in front of the school (We are so proud of them, it was just adorable!) And here's me on stage, totally oblivious to how stupid I look, lunging back and forth from group to group with a microphone.

Idiot. Why did I do this? Not only is it in photos, it's on video. I look like a damn fool. This behavior was so unfortunate. In my defense, I am like 2 feet taller than our students, and I didn't want to block them from view. After realizing I couldn't reach all of them if I was sitting down, I went for the lunging. Again, Idiot.

What. the hell. is this.

And then, it happened again. Twice in one day! On Christmas Day! For dinner, we went to Hard Rock Cafe in Pattaya (sweet) and they wanted us to pose in front of the sign. This is what I did:

Seriously, JD?

Awesomely awesome official Christmas dinner update: There were nachos on the menu so of course, we ordered them. Duh. Our department head, second from left below, enjoyed them sooo much, she already went back and ate them again! When they came out as our appetizer the Thai women had all kinds of questions for us as they had never seen them. Just to reiterate: these people had never seen nachos. A baby tragedy. It was fun to be on receiving end of food inquiries for once. They wanted to know what time of day people eat them and every single ingredient, and pretty much everything else you could ever think of to ask about nachos. It was cute. Needless to say, twice in 72 hours-- they liked 'em! I'm honored to have helped spread nacho love across the globe. Mmmm mmm mmm.

And I still couldn't completely avoid the lunge. What is going on here?

All and all, this was the most unusual Christmas I have ever experienced. From J Pop and K Pop dancing (yes, I know 95% of you don't know what this is) and ladyboys at school, Hard Rock Cafe for dinner and being in Pattaya on Christmas, to being filled in on American gossip from our Thai teachers. They know all about Tiger Woods, and Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga, and the stars of Twilight. More than us, for sure. Haaaaaaaa.

Below was the most shocking part of the afternoon at school for me. Can you tell who's a boy and who's a girl? It's not so easy...

The one with the tail (nickname Haru) is one of my students. He is a Kahtoy, aka ladyboy -- not that you needed me to explain what that meant after watching. Even though it is such a big part of their culture, it always surprises me how okay such in-your-face sexuality is at school. They are still kids! None-the-less, all of this was A-okay.

Below is a group of my 11th graders. Listen to that music and watch those moves. Yowza. Not a Christmas like I'm used to having...


The next video is the same group of girls as above with the boys in their class, and their dance was my favorite part of the whole show. Our resident student bad-A musicians are providing the jams (they are all mine!). I love the sound of the sax; it's so unusual in Thailand. 


Some other Christmas-y things according to Thailand: 
Whoopsies. He dropped his skirt. Everyone went crazy over this. Pretty hysterical.   

The Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus that I wanted to win.

The actual Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus winners. Hmph.

Sawat-Di Kah, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Si Racha School to You!

What I'm Missin'

1. My Family
2. Fudge - my dad's, aka grandmother craft.
3. 24 hour A Christmas Story marathon.
4. Christmas Music.
5. Delicious Food.
6. Christmas in Old Montgomery, Trail of Lights, etc.

Photos of important things in the life of Jacqueline:

Our Christmas Tree! 

My Dad's Cowboy Tree!

I love our mantle and all our stockings. Beautiful!! 

Family and Bevo!

My Momma got new boots for Christmas. Lookin' sharp little lady.

To Me, Love Me. Merry Christmas!

This year my parents went all out and got me the most rockin' present ever: A roundtrip ticket to the destination of my choice!!! Click here for details of that amazing adventure.

Even so, I decided to snag a couple presents for myself this past week. Here's what Santa will be giving me come bright and early Friday morning (right before I head off to school. Ahem. Lame):

1. A onesie. Don't I know you're excited about this. I have been wanting one ever since I moved to Thailand. They are popular here and the Thai women wear them very stylishly (in my opinion, to each his own). I found one in the market and decided now was the time to take the plunge for ridiculous purchase number 1. I'm pretty happy about it.

YEAH! A onesie! Go ahead and make fun all you want, I'm well aware of my purchase. And I dig it!! 

A close up, so you could really get a feel for the material and the look. I mean, that's important stuff.

And here I have so cleverly combined gift one with gift two. Would you like some wine? Oh thank you; yes yes, I bought it in Thailand.

2. Wooden wine glasses. I think they are super cool and will be one of those souvenirs that are both useful and a happy reminder of good times in Thailand. I have never seen any like them before, and they will "Thai-up" any cabinet I put them in from here on out. The dark wood should blend in with my comfortable country themed decor ('tis the plan!); I can just see it now. Lookin' good.


In case you happen to find yourself out shopping one of these days and a thought pops into your head, Hey, it'd be great if I bought Jacqueline a Christmas present and spent all that time and money to have it shipped half way across the world. Yep, what a fantastic idea. I've compiled a Christmas list just for you.

Taaaaaa Daaaaaaaaa. Jackie Dean's 2k9 Thailand Christmas Wish List:

1. Cheese. What else is new.
2. Books. Books. Books. Books. Almost any genre, except none of this Twilight stuff.
3. A cute top or two. I managed to come all this way with nothing but ultra-casual wear.
4. Tortilla chips. 
5. A job position for when I return in March. This would be appreciated the most. Just sayin'.
6. Jack in the Box and/or Taco Bell. A little creativity would be required on your part, but I have faith in you! You, friend, are most definitely up for the challenge.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Years everybody!!! I miss you all tons, and hope you have a fantastic holiday! Lots of love.

Grocery List

Because you must be dying to learn about my recent food-related purchases. 

And, if you haven't noticed, I like lists. 
  • Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bars, 12 pack
  • Nestle Fitnesse Honey and Almonds Cereal
  • Ritz Crackers
  • Nature's Path Instant Apple Cinnamon Oatmeal
  • Champion Raisins
  • Apples
  • Bananas
  • Milk

*Special item of the day: Doritos Nacho Cheesier Chips!!*

All this amounted to a whopping 768 baht (maybe 22 USD). It's about what I spend in an entire week on everything (food, transportation, local sight seeing, etc), all in a 20 minute shopping trip! Woah. On the plus side, it should last a full two weeks, if not more. 

I would spend a lot more time and money at our Tops Grocery if I had a microwave or A STOVE. Sad panda.

A Festivus for the Rest of Us.

Today, December 23, is officially Festivus and I'd like to take a moment in honor of the non-traditional holiday. Go forth and celebrate, people. I hope you have your Festivus Pole ready.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Alright Alright Alright.

New Year's plans are officially locked down. In the bag. Hoorah. I will be traveling by overnight bus to Donsak pier, then by ferry to Koh Phangan. A mere 12 hours on a bus and 4 hours on a boat and I'm there. 2 nights. Woah. It's going to be hectic. Worth it though as it may be my only opportunity to live the life Thai island style, which is an absolute must before I head home. From what I hear, this time of year it will be stunning. Yowza.

Here are some pics I stole from g-images as a preview of the island. Hopefully I'll get some even better!


This photo of the moon looks super fake, but I bet it's not. Koh Phangan is famous for its monthly full moon party. In Dec, it will be held on NYE, so we get to participate. Should be an experience for the books. They say this island is the best place to see the moon in all of Thailand, and the party hosts up to 30,000 people monthly. Here I am hating on tourists and I'm about to jump into the belly of the beast. Wish me luck!

Into the Wild

My second attempt at finding this waterfall (Chan Ta Then -- I implore you to read these amazing details, specifically about the pathways) was again a failure. This time I thought I'd pulled out all the stops, which basically meant I would get there in time to beat the moon. No one wants to be trekking through the jungle after dark!

Even though it was great to really get back in it and hike up the rocks like a true woodsman, I have to admit we were deterred by a komodo dragon the length of a car (reality: a water monitor the length of my arm). You would be too! 

The thing is, we haven't been able to figure out how to find the big guns aka actual waterfall apart from literally trekking up through the pools and rocks. This route, which I've now tried twice, is all natural. On one hand, that obviously makes it awesome. On the other, confusing. It's incredibly difficult to tell how far we've gone and what is left since we're mostly crawling up rocks. 

We rationally determined after spotting this vicious, deadly predator that there must be a foot path along the falls. We found no such path, and after further online research, no conclusive information has been discovered. Everything kind of sort of ambiguously hints at the possibility of the likelyhood of a path near the falls. Very useful, Thailand.

I guess third time will have to be the charm when it comes to defeating Chan Ta Then. Round two goes to the falls. 






Monday, December 21, 2009

Sunset, Part 27



I'm still not over it (unlike pop stars at work and pesky tourists). 

On the Bright Side

After two hyper-negative posts, I'm ready for some excitement and positivity. It's coming at you in the form of a wedding. Wahoo.

The wedding itself, meh. We didn't even get to see it. We went to the after party, which really meant get everyone together for fancy dinner and toasts. The end. Very western, but without the fun parts like dancing and music and open bars.

My enjoyment came in the time spent with the Thai teachers. To be fair, the majority of it seemed like work; I felt cramped and a bit trapped- going here, seeing this, pulled along. Five hours round-trip in a van for two hours at the reception. But, there were a few sweet moments that made it all so worthwhile. 

We are in the process of crossing over into a new phase with our Thai teachers, and I am loving it. They are starting to touch us (haha, yeah yeah). For example, maybe they will grab our hand or pat us on the back, or link arms and then drag us along aimlessly for a few minutes. Their comfort levels are increasing and they are very protective. I dig it.

That's Pi Ben and Madam up there (don't they look happy?!). I was taking candid shots, and although they love hamming it up for the camera, I guess they don't appreciate being unprepared :). Both women helped me to cross the street below, in a clearly A-okay traffic situation. I mean, these cars were moving at about 15 mph, and people were darting out everywhere. Any of those vehicles was ready and waiting for me to cross, but no no. I had to stay back, my hand was grabbed and I was drug across at what was deemed an appropriate time. Omg I loved it. I think they are just adorable. Being away from home during the holidays is probably weighing in on my feelings towards this new behavior, but like I said, I just love it. 

Even cuter, they each did it at separate times, unaware of the other's actions. Awww.

We stopped before dinner at a market in Petchaburi, where the ceremony was taking place. Above is a street in town on our way back to the van. 

Pi Ow (like Oww! that hurts!) and I. Her daughter was the bride. It was so cute to see how happy she was, running around and chatting up a storm.

See me in there?? They made us go and try to catch the bouquet. Sooo embarrassing. We have never even met the bride!! I was certain I was going to catch it since I am a foot taller than everyone. Resident giant, ready and waiting. Luckily, I think she had someone in mind before the toss. Super lucky, because the "winner" had to go up on stage and talk. So. Not. Happening.

Sweet moment part dos: When we were being talked into/forced to cluster with all the other single ladies, one of the teachers told me when I get married she will fly to America for the ceremony. She is so invited. Totally made my night.

Teachers from my school. You can tell the mother of the bride as she is the only one in traditional dress. 

Fed Up with FB

This is a travel blog, and I get that. But I think this is a valid place for my rant as facebook is becoming an increasingly inherent part of a traveler's life. Everybody and their dog (or their monkey) is on it. It's becoming so relevant in fact, that it's difficult to live without. 

I'll start by admitting most people I have mentioned this to don't seem to mind what's happening with their information right now. My conversations lead me to believe this is a cheese stands alone kind of rant, but man, does it seriously chap my hide. I'm not so arrogant to think that of the hundreds of millions of photos on this site, someone is going to single mine out and use it in a way I don't appreciate (although this situation is still possible). Rather, what they are doing with my information and who they are giving it to is what's ruffling my feathers. Every single thing ever to cross my account will be locked in cyberspace forever. I went to deactivate, and those heifers had the nerve to tell me that even after I close it down, I can still be tagged, invited to events, and messaged by my friends. Excuse me?

In my opinion, fb started out as a great idea. It was limited to university students, and at that time I thought it was the bomb.com. Now, mammas and babies and grandmas and even little doggies all over the world are writing on these walls (which of course you know, I'll stop preachin' to the choir). 

Since life took me abroad, I have loved it for keeping up with family and friends back home, but I can't stand that google, along with thousands of ad agencies and credit card companies are now privy to my 411. These new privacy settings are total shamsickle. As a previously unfindable individual, I was furious when a student tried to add me today. A student. This sent me spiraling off into a deep, black rage. Hence, the rant.

I could really go on and on and on here, but you get it. I hate facebook. I'm sure they'll put a hit out on me as soon as one of their cyberspies reads my post, and that will take care of that.

UPDATE** There is a difference between deactivating and actually deleting your account. The former will keep all of your information in a stand-still on fb until the day you are ready to come back (why I would be receiving messages and invites, etc), but the latter will make it cease to exist. Apparently, no trail. This is how I did it.

It'd be really cool if people started saying to hell with it and doing some research after reading this, but I'm realistic. Enjoy your facebook, people ;).

Friday, December 18, 2009

So Over It

Aaaaaaaaaand, here's my list:

1. Pop stars at work. Yeah, I'm so over it. I have a class to teach, and if I were a student, I'd be skippin' too. Imagine someone along the lines of JT coming to visit a high school stateside. It'd be chaos; everything would stand still during the performance. Absolutely no class. Or, intelligently, the concert would be held after school. No no, here we can't be bothered with that nonsense. Instead they host a concert for ONE GRADE (out of 6) in the MIDDLE OF THE DAY. I'm supposed to teach????! Students are dancing and singing their way to euphoria right in the classroom. That is, if they could even manage to come. Not likely! 

2. Lack of respect. So over it. We're foreigners. Farang. No same same Thai teacher, no Ma'am. Sometimes this puts us in difficult positions. Students don't listen because A. They can't understand, but mostly B. They don't care, or C. They know they don't really have to, or even D. They can just lie their way out of it. What do you expect me to do with that? Sure kids, go ahead and pummel each other into the ground. Knock his teeth out. And don't mind me, I'm just your silly farang teacher. Us Americans have been saving our energy and calling on the Thai teachers more often than usual, because it's just not worth it anymore. We hardly ever see our students (because, you know, we have pop stars come to school), so the last thing we want to do is get ourselves involved in showdowns with kids who live for this kind of stuff.
-- I would like to note: this morning I took a leap when one student blatantly smacked the crap out of another not 10 feet from me; this young lady was throwing quite a fit. Both girls were well aware I was watching, and not concerned in the slightest. That's the thing, they don't think we have the right to do anything (which, is mostly true) so they pull this s***. Ugggggggggh. --

3. Last Minute Information. SOI. It doesn't matter how over this one I am though, as long as I am in Thailand, it's what I'll get. 

4. High season. Oh, I'm so over it. Where did my Thailand on a whim go? No more no more no more. Everything has to be organized and planned and booked with a credit card a month in advance and yada yada yada, blah blah blah. What an unnecessary hassle. Tourists ruin everything. It is absolutely beautiful now, but I can hardly get anywhere. Booerns.

5. Being away from home on Christmas. Gah. Why do I do this to myself??? So friggin' over it.

Chillin' Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Currently sitting between my rock and hard place wanting to have my cake and eat it too. This is quite a predicament. 

UAE Culture 101.

It's only fitting I enlighten you on the culture of the 38-year-old country that is United Arab Emirates, because let's face it, after nearly 85 hours there, I've become a seasoned pro'. 

First of all, even though on the surface it was a complete 180 from Thai life, they have some basic similarities for everyone to keep in mind. The differences seem to come in the degree of importance. Two examples I have for you in this department are 1. Not pointing the soles of your feet directly at anyone, and 2. Don't eat with your left hand.

In Thailand, from my experience the feet thing is the more important of the two. This is great for me as a left-handed individual. In UAE, it was the opposite. No left hand. No left hand. No left hand. Woah. Quite a challenge.

Now, I assume you're sitting at home pondering the idea, trying to come up with an answer to Why in the heck can't they eat with their left hand? I'll tell you, but I'm not so sure you're gonna' like what I have to say. Imagine a time before toilet paper. What would you do? Well, these people apparently reserved their left hand for the purpose of umm, you know... G-Ross. So, nowadays, when I accidently pass the rice with my southpaw, it's generally frowned upon. In AD, I was told that I wouldn't so much offend, rather disgust the locals. Nice, that's exactly what I want. Let me disgust you while I eat. Super. 

No pointing the soles of your feet seems to be much more of a rule in Thailand, and here it is based on the belief that your feet are the dirtiest part of your body (literally and in the sense that they are farthest from Heaven). It would also be rude to touch someone's head in Thailand, as it's the cleanest and holiest part of the body. 

Some other cultural differences in Abu Dhabi of which you should familiarize yourself:

3. No pictures. This is why my photos are only in the desert. It is technically illegal to take pictures in AD. It is against the Muslim religion for them to be photographed?!! Is this really true? I looked it up on google for like .3 seconds and couldn't verify this information. Don't quote me on that last part.

4. Unlike all other Asian countries I have visited (I'm up to 7 now!), they don't expect or even want you to try and speak their language. From what I've been told, part of this may be because they don't want infidels speaking the language of the Koran. Regardless of their reasoning, they all speak English very well.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

A Day In The Desert

I was fortunate enough to be able to spend 24 hours in the desert, which included riding camels, dune bashing, dune boarding, 4-wheeling, camping, hanging out with locals around the campfire, eating lots of dates and drinking lots of arab coffee, getting rained on and watching the sunrise.

My first time in the desert was a great success. And that's the skinny.

Here are the details, if you're so inclined to read them. Otherwise, skip on down to the photos.

Of the nearly 150 people out for the day tour, Milan and I were the only ones to stay the night. It seemed like the obvious choice, and I'm surprised no one else took them up on the offer, but it worked out nicely for us. They bussed everyone back to the city, and then it was just the two of us and the locals sitting around a campfire listening to music, passing their pet falcon around (not to us, but they would have if we'd wanted him), eating dates and drinking Arab coffee. We did a lot of the date eating and coffee drinking over a 24 hour period, they were big on that. 

I loved the desert. Loved it. It was such a unique and unexpected opportunity for me to get some insight to the local culture. The tour company we used is run by a very hands on Arab family, and they were all staying out for the weekend as well. Because we were the only guests on the second day, we had a lot of one on one time with them. During the rain (yes. it rained. could. not. believe. it), they brought us inside their tent to watch movies. We were driven in VIP with the owner while everyone else was bussed to the campsite and throughout the day he would stop by and chat with us about various aspects of the culture and life. What a bonus. I've said it before, but I thought Abu Dhabi was just terrific. It was amazing to get a glimpse of the day to day life and interactions of Arabs through this experience. We are fed so much negativity about them as a people from the newsmedia, and although those things aren't necessarily untrue, they are such a specific and small part of the big picture. My interpretation was that they are just like you and me. They're funny and they love to laugh, like listening to music and enjoy being around other people. I felt incredibly safe and more at ease than I have in any other Asian country. It was wonderful.

The weekend in Abu Dhabi is Friday and Saturday (something to get used to), so we made it to our campsite Friday afternoon. It was great to see so many people unload from busses and vans, and know that we were the only ones who had a tent waiting. I was excited. I had no idea what the accommodations would be like, and my expectations were incredibly low. I was imagining something like a pup-tent. That's it. End of story. What we got was a whole different ballgame. It was desert luxury served on a silver platter. I was really, really shocked at first glance. Our tent was big enough to fit four twin beds inside (I know because there were, in fact, four twin beds inside), tall enough for us to stand up straight, and -- it's a big and -- it had electricity! There we were, sitting in our tent in the middle of the desert, listening to the ipod and talking with the light of the lamp. Man, it was plush. 

Outside the tent they had fully western washroom facilities. All included electricity and when they showed us this part I just stared with my mouth gaping open in shock. The thing about the desert is, I really don't think it would have been an issue for me to rough it. I have a difficult time with small, dirty guesthouses and uncleaned bathrooms, or places that feel like the walls might cave in on me if I so much as sneeze (and, I happen to think these issues are totally reasonable), but the desert is a different story. I could have and would have done just fine in the roughest of the rough. Even so, it was a very nice surprise.

They planned the activities for us very well, on the first day taking everyone dune bashing and sand boarding. Doon bashing scared the bejesus outta' me! It basically means here, let's drive this Toyota SUV (every single last one of them was) up and down and across the dunes and let it fishtail and slide down the sand as the car pleases, because it's a vehicle and I really couldn't stop it even if I wanted; that's just no problem. For me, big problem. I think it might have been the scariest roller coaster I've ever ridden. I had to be seriously convinced, as the drive out through the dunes did enough to jar my nerves; I didn't need them to actually put effort into making it exhilarating or anything. I caved for two reasons. 1.) I owed Milan for letting me drive him around on the motorbike in Thailand, as that scares the bejesus out of him (yes, you are welcome), and 2.) Let's be honest, no one likes a chicken shit. It was time to man up. Man up I did, and when it was all said and done, I was so hopped up on adrenaline I was ready to go again. I loved it. If the opportunity presented itself now however, I'd likely pull a "been there, done that" and politely decline the offer. I mean really, who needs to prove themselves twice..

This was my second time sand boarding, and neither time did I understand the allure. It sounds really cool and all, but you go down the dune at a whopping pace of .0005 ft/hour. It's useless. I want some speed on that puppy. Burnin' rubber. Now, if you are a seasoned dune boarder and know how to obtain that extra umph, please, please please share your secret. So far, my trips have all been snoresville. With that said, it is of course still fun and exciting to say I've done it. I mean, have you done it? Yeah, that's what I thought.

At night at camp I rode a camel. Yes.

The next day we spent hours riding around on four-wheelers, and it was so cool. Milan was much more adventurous with his than me, but I think I held my own. Towards the end I was really tearin' it up, driving up and flying straight down on the dunes. We really lucked out with the rain just before we left, as it packed the sand and made it easier to keep from getting stuck. Had it been any other normal, dry day, I believe I would have been much more intimidated by the whole ordeal. Slipping backwards down the sand and flipping a quad isn't something I'm interested in, and it would have been hard to move past. Good for me, I didn't have to worry about it.

Here I am towards the end of the ride. The photo doesn't do it justice; that dune was steep and I was moving fast! It looks so wimpy. Hmph.

When we were riding around we ran into a couple herds of camels. We weren't really expecting to see any (well, I wasn't), and I just loved it. We asked about it once we returned, and they aren't wild. Their owners let them go for the day to find water (I think), and the lead camel always brings them home. From what they were saying, it is similar to training a dog. They want to be with the hand that feeds them, so they don't wander off without returning.


This was when we were watching a movie with them in the tent. The little boy, Abdulah, was so fascinated by the rain since it is so rare. We sat there staring at him, staring at the rain for quite awhile. I enjoyed his contentment in watching. He must have sat in this position, fixated, for at least 15 minutes. Even for me it was shocking to see a rain storm in the desert, so I can only imagine what it was like for everyone else.

Our campfire. You can see the falcon's perch in the far left of the photo. They were passing him around while telling stories and listening to music. There was a lot, a lot of laughter.

The inside of our tent. Spacious! And, check out the lamp. Ooo la la.

They provided a buffet-style dinner for everyone, and it was nice to have the big meal before the others went back to the city.

Nobody warns you about holding on when the camel gets up and sits down. It's real steep! All of a sudden I found myself facing sand, body completely parallel to the ground. Both times I wasn't especially prepared and found it difficult to stay in the saddle. I managed, but you be ready for this if you ever happen to find yourself about to hop on a camel.


Some dune boarders. Another thing I forgot to complain about is the hike up after your ride. Man!! The sand keeps giving and giving and giving and it's a fight the entire time. I think much more worth it had the slide been a little exhilarating.

This is what dune bashing looks like. I told you it was scary.

We were totally overtaken by a sandstorm. It hurt and I had sand on my body and in my hair for days, but it was so freakin' cool.

See how the boys' headdresses, or Keffiyehs, are different. It indicates where they are from.

Yeah, the windblown look is pretty rockin'. I know. 

Above is a more realistic portrayal of how steep the dunes are. Just look at that car starting up the sand in the background. Woah!!